22、If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it? 如果4/5的人认为腹泻十分痛苦，那剩下1/5咋回事？？！！！很享受哈？？！！
23、Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。/所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后，但智慧告诉你这终还是男女有别~
24、If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. 帝哥瞅着咱们呢。。我说大伙好歹喜感点吧！
25、Nr, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 无论。任何情况。永远。不要在一个夜晚。同时吃。安眠。和。通便灵。
26、I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian 老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端！！！！！！不是为了成为一个食素者滴！！！
27、A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. 公车站呀公车停。火车站呀火车停。俺桌上有个工作站…
28、If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. 行。我听你的。咱俩就都2B了。
29、 Did you know that dolphins are so art that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? 海豚可聪明了你知道不？只要驯养几个星期，它们就能让人类乖乖站在池边给它们扔鱼吃了。
30、A comr once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. 下棋，我不行；玩跆拳道，电脑不行！/下象棋电脑把我玩得团团转，打魂斗罗我能把机箱踹得七零八散！
31、I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?” 瞅见个姐姐，衣服胸前写着“Guess”…俺就问了一句：“…隆过？”
32、 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. 孩子定义：你先花2年，教丫们走路和说话。然后你再花16年教丫们坐定和闭嘴。
33、Why does someone beli you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
22、If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
